Kale Blows.™  Be Fit. Not Fanatical.™     |      SHOP NOW

Most adult-sized Kale Blows apparel comes with a small Kale Blows logo and website on the back.

Anyone who has eaten the supposed-superfood, kale, knows instantly and instinctively that KALE BLOWS. Seems to me, a superfood is any food that you eat, then say, "that was super!" No one choking down kale has ever said this.

Enter Kale Blows™: the brand that helps you celebrate the true superfoods with colorful, mouthwatering designs.

So, sure, stay fit, eat well, and exercise...even your tastebuds.

Be Fit. Not Fanatical.

 
 
Fast food t-shirt for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Burgers Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Because eating a fast food meal is like riding a greased ski jump to heaven.

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Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front and Back

Available on... all-over print t-shirt, socks, leggings, phone cases, cloth face mask

Ice Cream t-shirt for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Ice Cream Doesn't.

DESCRIPTION

Turns out good food IS green: it's called Mint Chocolate Chip.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front and Back

Available on... all-over print t-shirt, socks, leggings, phone cases, cloth face mask

Pink donut t-shirt in mens and womens.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Pink Donuts Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.

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Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, phone cases, tote bag, sticker, cloth face mask

Funny sticker about food and fitness.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows™ Small Sticker

DESCRIPTION

This stop sign might not save lives, but it's saved more than a tastebud or two.

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Sticker

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... sticker

Chocolate donut t-shirt in mens and womens.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Chocolate Donuts Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, phone cases, tote bag, sticker, cloth face mask

Ice Cream t-shirt for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Ice Cream Doesn't. Style 2

DESCRIPTION

Turns out good food IS green: it's called Mint Chocolate Chip.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie

Pizza t-shirt in many colors for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Pizza Doesn't.

DESCRIPTION

Being cheesy (and crusty and meaty) beats being leafy and hungry.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front and Back

Available on... all-over print t-shirt, t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, socks, leggings, coffee mug, phone cases, pillow, tote bag, wall tapestry, beach towel, fleece blanket, sticker, cloth face mask

Donut t-shirt in mens and womens.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ Donuts Don't.

DESCRIPTION

Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front and Back

Available on... all-over print t-shirt, all-over print sweatshirt, socks, leggings, coffee mug, phone cases, pillow, tote bag, wall tapestry, beach towel, fleece blanket, sticker

Kale t-shirt in many colors for men and women.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows.™ No Frills.

DESCRIPTION

Some frilly food is great. Cake. A fancy frosted cake is a wonderful frilly food. Onion rings all frilly with crispy tendrils of batter? The palate reels. Then there's frilly, Heimlich-inducing kale. No frills please.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, tote bag, cloth face mask

Funny t-shirt about food and fitness.

DESIGN:

Kale Blows™ Logo

DESCRIPTION

This stop sign might not save lives, but it's saved more than a tastebud or two.

BEST FOR:

Most Merch Colors

BRAND:

Kale Blows™

MAIN DESIGN ON:

Front

Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, phone cases, tote bag, sticker

 
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